Dante vs Bayonetta Saga Part 6

As we left off........hopefully for the last time, Queen Sheba was just about to punch the four heroes during the lovey dovey moment, until thankful, Nero intervened.

"UNHAND ME WORTHLESS HALF BREED OR ELSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER WORSE THAN YOU CAN POSS......................

Nero interrupts her as he uses his demon shadow to punch Sheba in the face.

"ARGH.... AGAIN WITH FACE." screamed Sheba.

"Bitch, quit talking already!!!!" said DT Nero.

"Cocky little.....

"This is the end." said Vergil as he suddenly vanished.

"HUH?! Where did that little.....ahhh!!!!"

Without warning, Sheba's hand, left arm, and her left boob was cut off.

"ARGH, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!"

"Hpmh, how boring." said DT Vergil.

"YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.

"Hey guys I think it's time to warp this up." said DT Dante.

"You're right." said DT Vergil.

"FOOLS, Do u think u can defeat me?!?"

" Yes, yes we do." said DT Nero.

"GRRR!!"

"DIE!!!!!""WHAT?!?!"

Just then Bayonetta and Jeanne used the last of their strength to hold Sheba with their hair.

"Now you three." said Bayonetta. "Finish off this annoying bitch." said Jeanne.

"GRRRR!!!!!!!! TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just before she could send a shockwave towards the two, DT Nero's shadow stabs her at her chest....eh.....breast....ah..whatever. You know what I mean.

"ARGH" she said screaming in pain.

"Hmmm. Nice Move Nero." said Bayonetta.

"YOU SHALL.........*cough*..BURN...........*cough* FOR THIS TREACHERY....*cough*!!!!!"

"NO, this can't be?! I am the Great Queen Sheba. ruler of the inferno....*cough*......goddess of darkness.......*cough*...."

"Blow it out your ass, bitch!!!!" said DT Vergil. (^^ didn't see that coming did ya?)

When the trio walked towards Sheba, she began to panic with fear.
As Sheba begged for her life, Dante, Nero, and yes even Vergil, held a gun to her face.

"Wait?!" "Please spare me?!" she pleaded.

"I don't think so." said DT Nero as the trio teleported in front of Sheba's face while she was coughing up blood.

"Remember what we use to say back in the day." said DT Dante.

"No.....NO!!!!"

*click*

Queen Sheba:*GASP*

"Yippie-Kai-Yay, MotherFucker!!!!"

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WHAT?! WERE YOU EXPECTING THEM TO SAY JACKPOT!?!?! COME ON, PEOPLE. LET'S UP THE ANTE A BIT, THIS IS A FANFIC AFTER ALL. ^^okay back the stroy.
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"NOOOOOO............................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Queen Sheba's body or head(which ever you guys prefer) had exploded and the existence of Queen Sheba had came to an end.

"At last it is over." said Jubileus  as her power had return and the heroes shrunk back to normal size and reverted back to their human form.

"The universe is saved that's to you three heroes."

"No prob, Jubi." said Nero and Dante.

"It's Jubile......oh forget it." she said.

"And as for you two witches, I have a reward for you."

"HUH?!" the two were confused.

"Due to courageous act in helping the three demon slayers and saving the universe, you are no longer bind to the inferno's contract. From this day forth, you are no longer witches of the dark, but sages of the light." said Jubileus.

"Oh Vergil."

"Jeanne."

"Oh Dante."

"Bayonetta."

At the moment, they sages stared into the eyes of the demon slayers and ended up kissing each other the my romantic way possible.
As Nero looked over where Dante and Vergil were kissing Bayonetta and Jeanne, he was filled with jealousy.

"Argh" growled Nero.

"Hey, what's wrong, kid?" asked Dante.

"How come you guys, always get the girl and I'm left with squat?"

"Oh don't feel so bad, deary."At least you help saved the world." That counts for something, right?" said Bayonetta as she tried to cheer Nero up.

"Yeah I guess." said Nero still upset.

Suddenly the Joys came over the cheer Nero up. He was hesitant at first, but as soon as one of them grabbed nero hand and  placed it on one of their big luscious boobs, he couldn't to smile and enjoys. The joys also kissed him which kinda made him cocky and horny at the same time.

"Hey, ladies there's enough of Nero to go around.

"Heh, he's enjoying himself." said Bayonetta giggling.

"Ha Ha, go get'em kid," said Dante cheering.

"I wouldn't be cheering the boy just yet if I were you, Dante." said Jeanne.

"She's right." said Vergil.

"Huh, why not?" wondered Dante.

"Simple, because the boy had just in the lion's den." said Vergil.

"NERO!!!!!!!!!!" said an angry voice.

"Huh, what, who's that......uh.......?"

As soon as Nero saw who it was, Nero's calmness turned to fear.

"OHHHH SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"KKKKK......Kry....Kry......KRYIE!?!?!?!?!?"

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O_O Uh-oh. It's Kryie and she's pissed. My boy Nero is in the dog house now. T-T.
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"Ohhh h.....hi Kryi...."

"DON'T HI KRYIE ME, NERO!!!!!!!!" "WHAT IN SAMHILL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, HUH?!?!?!?!"

"Oh..uh....I was just.....you know.....uh......(gulp)"

Kryie looked at the JOYS who were all over Nero, as the fire in her eyes brought fear into them, which cause to flee. Nero summoned his demon shadow to protect him, but the rage and dark aura around Kryie was so great, even his demon shadow was scared  which cause DT Nero reverted back to regular Nero.

"Oh Man, I'm screwed."

"DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE."

"Don't just stand like some retard, RUN KID." screamed Dante.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"GET BACK HERE, NERO!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh poor, Nero." said Dante.

"In retrospect, he had it coming." said Bayonetta, Jeanne, and Vergil.

"Yes the boy still has at lot to learn about how to be respectful to a woman's feelings." said Jubileus smirking.

"Heh" smiled Dante.

"Farewell Heroes. May We Meet Again Someday." said Jubileus.

Before Jubileus could leave, Nero, who was stuck in a tree, which Kryie can't climb,(thank goodness ^^) wanted to ask her something.

"Hey wait!!!" Before you go, I have one thing to ask you."

"Yes, what is it, Nero?"

"How come your angels look like demons." asked Nero.

"Well...you see....."

"I mean, I thought that angels were suppose to be beautiful, not hideous."

"Well....I...."

"I mean, what kind of creator makes their creations look like abominations."

"You know, you kinda have a good point, Nero." said Bayonetta and Dante.

"LOOK, I'm not perfect okay. My goodness." said the annoyed Jubileus.

"If you ask me, you're a pretty lousy creator, Jubileus." said Nero.

"WHY YOU LITTLE......"

"Kyrie"

"Umm... yes?" "How would like a early present?"

"Huh?"

Jubileus used her power to knock down the tree, so that Kryie could beat him up. (Yeah I know you ladies are going to enjoy that. -_-)

"What the hell?! No no no no no no!!!!!!" said Nero as the tree fell.(Yeah I made family guy reference. So what?!)

"Gulp"

"Heh Heh" said Kryie smiling. "Thank you, Jubileus."

"Your Welcome, child." said Jubileus giggling as she lefted.

"JUBILEUS YOU ..... OW, Kryie." said Nero.

"SHUT UP, NERO. YOU TWO TIMING JERK." said Kryie.

"But I'm not a.......OW!!!!"

Nero gets slapped at the head repeatedly. (T-T DAMN, I feel sorry for Nero Man, Don't you?) (It's like Inuyasha all over again.)

"FAREWELL"

As Jubileus and the rest of the angels left, Jeanne walks over to Vergil as he looks at the sun rise.

So it's all over huh?" said Jeanne.

"Well for now anyway" said Vergil.

"Dante, Vergil....I....no we...."

Before she could finish, the two demon slayers walked up to the sages.

"Ah."

"You two don't have to say to us." said Dante and Vergil.

At that moment, the two brothers kissed the sages in the most passionate moment yet.

"Awww, isn't that sweet, Nero?" said Kryie.

"Yeah....sweet.( Thinkingh get a room you four.)" said Nero.

And so the Queen Sheba was destroyed, the earth was saved, Bayonetta and Jeanne became sages, and everyone except for Nero of course, was safe and happy, until some demons came out of nowhere, tried to kill our heroes. Unfortunately for them, they know how to kick some ass.

(WHAT?! You didn't seriously think I end the story with some romantic crappy ending, did you. ^^)

"Hmmm, looks like things just got interesting." said Nero.

"For once I agree with you." said Vergil.

"There's something about this that just screams excitement. You think so to, right?" said Jeanne.

"I won't lie." said Bayonetta.

"Okay you guys ready" said Dante.

"Let's Rock!!!!!" said Dante     "Let's Dance Boys!!!!" said Bayonetta.


                                        THE END or Is It?

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OH WAIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION, THE ANGELS WERE TURNED INTO HUMANOID ANGELS INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE ABOMINATIONS.

OKAY NOW IT'S THE END or Is It?

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Mystery Being: (Evil Laughter)


****Now that's how you make an ending. The way Bayonetta should have ended in the first place in the game.  Hope you DMC and Bayonetta fans enjoyed this little crossover. Now I you sad about the series ending, but worry, hopefully I'll have my crossovers soon. So until then, GOD Bless and see ya later. ^^****